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                                   \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A crisp, lightweight crew tee with attitude — this soft cotton shirt speaks before you do. The neon-green gothic lettering reads “Guess what? Nobody cares!” and sits bold on a clean white canvas. Wear it when you want to deflect small talk, flip the script on awkward conversations, or add a tongue-in-cheek edge to a casual outfit. The fabric feels smooth against skin and drapes in a relaxed, classic fit so the message is loud without being bulky. It layers easily under jackets or pairs with denim for a laid-back, slightly rebellious look that lands as playful, blunt, and unapologetic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, smooth feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner drape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified\u003cbr\u003e- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve\/neck label printing; EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: 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